What the Actual Fuck - Candle

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?

Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented
Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
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