How to Swear: An Illustrated Guide

Even those with the most profane tongues have room for improvement. Many swearwords in English can be used in different grammatical forms, leading one to wonder if they have packed their sentences with the correct amount of profanity. In How to Swear, you'll find a variety of helpful charts, etymologies, and strategies that will undoubtedly enrich your language and your life. So you don't have to f*cking worry anymore if your swearing is as good as it can be. Afterall, it was Johnny Carson who once said, “never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”